Saturday

sa-da-saaa! it's saaaaturday!

first off... HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESSIE!

well, the play last night went well. we had a lot of lesbians in the crowd. whenever we do, david {our director} always walks backstage and says
"ok guys, we've got lebanese tonight!"
haha! i guess when your show is called VAMPIRE LESBIANS OF SODOM, it's to be expected, yeah? anyway, it was pretty high energy last night. very fun. my high-heels broke though, so  during this chase scene in the show, i was running around the stage clip-cloppin' around trying not to bust ass!

jess rhodes is coming to the show tonight. after the show is over, we have to go perform a scene for this woman {at least i think she is a woman... you never know!} who has optioned us to perform at her birthday halloween bash or something. she is a local celebrity... in certain circles. from what i hear, she is a professional... umm... well... i'll put it this way: she runs a cat house where goods/services are offered/available that are not generally socially accepted... people pay her a ridiculously large amount of money to... ahem... well, uh, you get the picture!

it should be fun. it's a huge party. i'm sure i will see 354,587489300 crazy characters there. i can't wait! it's kinda going to be my halloween since i can't do anything on halloween night because of the play. we perform on halloween at 8pm and then we have a midnight show. so, we won't be leaving the theatre until around 3am :-\
i am about to go send will his birthday present. he is turning 9.... shit that floors me! i cannot believe he is NINE! it really and truly seems like he was just a baby yesterday!!!

i remember october 30, 1999 very well. my weenie dog, talley, got hit by a car that evening. my dad and i had to go up to the carriage and tell my mom what happened. we went to the back door of the carriage and told her and she literally had a nervous breakdown. she kept saying "NO! NO! NO! PLEASE NO!" and dropped to the floor. even my dad was crying. it was really sad. talley really was a little part of our family... by far, the best dog i've ever had! mom followed us home and everyone came over. todd & dave dug a little hole in our backyard and buried him. we had this ceramic weenie dog statue that we put on top of his little grave. it was really sweet and sad. later that night, i was supposed to go to hollie worthington's halloween party and i was so upset and didn't want to go. and will was at the house. he was 2 days. they had JUST brought him home from the hospital. crazy days! my dad kinda made me go to the party. i don't even remember what i dressed up as. i think i was a pirate? no, i was a mummy? no... i actually have no idea what i was! that's weird! haha

anyway, i need to go get that stuff done before the shows tonight! have a good day, everyone!
{haha, little fat bat!}

PS: 61 days 'til christmas!

Friday

it's showtime!

so... today was my last midterm and i am so glad they are over! tonight i am about to go to dinner and then do the play! then we're all going to see tanaya's show after ours... wow. i am just glad to be done with school for the week, and showered and clean and about to eat! {whew}

mona and jess rhodes are coming to the show tomorrow! i am excited to see them, ESPECIALLY mona! i haven't seen her since may! so crazy! she is so fun... i miss her.

TOMORROW is jessie's birthday!

i am about ready for bed right now
{and it's only 6pm}
and my day's not even half over! dang, yall!

ps: 62 days left! ...the christmas countdown continues!
ps again: i am obsessed with crystal light pineapple-orange... it is G.U.D. good!

Thursday

this just made my whole life!

ok i just found the funniest video i have ever seen in like 10 years or something! oh my god tears are exploding out of my eyes...... i can't get over it, yall!!!!

good lord, this is hilarious!




if you want to view it full-screen...
click here

snowman's got the floor, yall!

"i have an announcement!"


Wednesday

guess what is happening in 3 days!

it's jessie's birthday! nevermind the fact that she is wearing a santa hat, and that she's in a polka-dot room... this picture was from a long time ago that i made and i thought it would be funny. anyway...

HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY, JESSIE!

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!

YOU'RE SO WONDERFUL!

I MISS YOU TO DEATH!

sorry i can't be there to hug and kiss on ya like i always do, but i will be home soon! :-D

new jacket

i got a new jacket and i'm real excited about it! i'm gonna make it really cool-looking... 

OH! and i got the rest of my hair cut off and it looks better now, i think. at least i don't look like a dyke anymore. now i can make it spiky and crazy or whatever. it's not the best haircut i've ever had {in fact, not even close}... but it works for now. it has that "i just got my hair cut" look - not a fan of that look. i'll put it this way... my mom would give me a weird look if she saw it. might even chase me down the street and try to run me over with her xterra again! just kidding... she doesn't have an xterra anymore! ;-) love you, mom!

64 days 'til christmas and i'm getting excited about it, yall...

yall, i know halloween and thanksgiving are right around the corner, but i don't really care about all that... christmas is popping up all over the place lately! the other day, i walked by urban outfitters and their whole window display was christmas and macy's has christmas trees hung up sideways on the walls and this morning, ginger calls me and says that she is at westlake hardware in san angelo and they have all their christmas stuff out! she sais she burst out into song "it's beginning to look a lot like christmas!"

i can't even dress up for halloween b/c of the plays i'm in. we have 2 performances on halloween: one at 8pm and one at midnight. by the time we leave the theatre, it'll be about 3am and we'll all be so exhausted from doing 2 shows. jeez! anyway, i guess it's a fun way to spend halloween, in a show, with a bunch of people coming to watch you... and they'll all probably dress up since it's halloween night. i'm not too bummed out about it. mark and sarah ad i were going to dress up as hobos though, and walk around and it was gonna be so hilarious, but i guess we can do that anytime. haha

i need to do laundry today! i walked into my apartment this morning after i got coffee and thought "umm, i think someone ransacked this joint while i was gone".... it's a mess. i haven't had a messy apartment in so long. i always keep this place clean. clothes all over the place, things hangin' out all over... looks like my dresser exploded...

oh, ginger just called me. i'm talking to her right now. 

"ginger, you wanna say something to my blog?"
"bros before ho's... just kidding."

anyway, i'm gonna go. what do you think of my new and improved blog??? let me know! be commenting about it, yall!

Tuesday

christmas and hair

{midterms are almost over, thank God}

so, my main fiasco:
i got a haircut the other day... told the woman "just cut like half an inch off, i just want a little trim, ya know?" NO PROBLEM, she says... then proceeds to chop the back of my hair off. by the time the words "what are you doi-----" got out of my mouth, it was too late. millions of blonde and brown strands of hair swooped down the front of my apron and onto the floor, to be swept up and throw away in the hair cemetery. after careful examination, we decided the only thing left to do is to cut the rest off to match it. i didn't let her touch the front of my hair because i want to grow the front out so i can wear it in my face, instead of up and crazy. now i hate it. so i have had this weird almost-lesbian haircut for about 4 days and i am at my wit's end. it's driving me nuts, so i'm going to get the top cut off and have my usual "funky, tall craziness" hair. whatever, it will all grow back in a few weeks anyway. UUUUUUHHHHH! stupid dumb hair!

what else? 65 days 'til christmas! i've been listening to christmas music all day every day for the past month or so... i never stop listening to it though... i can't get enough of it/ it just fills me with this wonderful warmth. although it makes me homesick sometimes... but it's so close to christmas, i know i'll be home tomorrow! other than that... what else is going on?

OH! i've been on the hunt for a coat because my old roommate stole my old coat i think. anyway, it's nowhere to be found so i have to get a new one. looked for 2 days and found nothing. finally went to macy's last night and found like 10 coats... haha! of course, the last place i go, right?! anyway, it's super cool and i'm gonna mess with it and make it look really neat and "tayish" - know what i mean?! :)

UPDATE:
{ just called the hair place - "On Mars" - and got a hold
of the girl and i am going at 6 to get my hair looking decent,
and not like a dyke... yuck! }

*i saw a homeless woman (who was clearly on drugs) get hit by a car the other day.
she just walked out into the oncoming traffic. scared the shit out of me!
*i spent $96 on groceries the other day and got some really good stuff.
*we only have 2 more weekends of performances left for the plays i'm in.
*...and my kitchen is now red.